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I need some cheesy pick up lines!:).

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants

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Just No
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Are you from Tennessee ? Cause your the only ten i see

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That's what I was going to say!
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Did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee?

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Go home you're drunk
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Well here I am. What are your other two wishes? AND Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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You must be tired 'cause you been runnin through my mind all day.

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Your a drug, and I think I'm addicted.
I don't want to be Obamaself
Lol

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1.Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2.Where you that beautiful person on the cover of the magazine I read the other day?

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your parnets must have been nice bakers cuz they made some nice buns

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USMC? Really? You couldn't even spell "parents" correctly?
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Please step away from the bar your melting all the ice = |

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Do you think an intelligent woman for fall for that BS?

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what kind of pick up line is that? lol
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Are you a Gillette because your the best a man can get

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Is someone smoking in here? You are
Thats one and anothor is
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven

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Are made of 55CC's of Potassium Chloride? Cuz you just made my heart stop.

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Are your pants made out of space shuttle's? because your ass is out of this world.

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Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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You are going to He*&ll! because is a sin to be that beautiful.
Some call the police, this woman is stealing my heart.
I'm going to have to charge you rent, because occupy my mind all day long.
Can I see your green card? Oh wait, you are a citizen? I thought you were an alien because you are out of this world.
Excuse me, can you get me a coffin, because I can die now.

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How do you like your eggs?

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I will only give you one, thats it. In a restuarant, you hand a pack of sugar to your waitress and say excuse me you dropped your name tag

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How you doing'? (Joey-Friends)

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If a fat man puts you in a bag, don't worry, because I asked for you for Christmas.

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