Did it hurt when you fell from Tennessee? Or, *Walking through mall on cell phone. *Walks up to girl and says, "Oh, no... it's ok, I found her... yeah, thanks... bye." *Puts phone in pocket, looks at girl and says, "That was cupid"...
- Spam
- Offensive
- Threatening
- Off-topic
- Nonsense
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- Community Standards
- Offensive Username
- Spam
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- Threatening
- Off-topic
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- Offensive Username
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as will always be my favorite pickup line:
'Your face.... I like it...'
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
(Insert vulgar compliment here)
Just kidding!... Unless you're into that...
*bite lower lip and smile*
Awkward silence*
Don't use pickup lines....
If you were a booger, I would pick you first! Lol
-Yo girl its time to pay the rental
-Why ?
-Because you live in my heart
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-Can i have directions?
-To where ?
-To your heart xD
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-Hello, how are you ?
-Fine
-Hey ! I didn't asked how you looked
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-There is something wrong with my cellphone.
-Why?
-It doesnt has your phone number in it
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Hope that helped ^__^
" Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece. "
Tell them they stand out to you, and they are special. If you dont know them verry well, something too complimentary could just intimidate them or scare them off...
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
*walk up*....."do you have a quarter"....."why"....."because my mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams".....
or
I'm not drunk I'm just intoxicated by you.....
or
"may I have some directions"[where?]. to your heart"
or
"do you have a band-aid? cuz I tripped falling for you"
Are you a parking ticket? Cause youve got FINE written all over you.
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i walk by again?
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my love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in!