What are some good anti jokes?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus
Okay, so a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Why did the armless man fall off his bike? Someone threw a refrigerator at him.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know he hasn't figured out how to open it!
Why did the guy fall off the bridge? Because someone threw a knife at him
Why did the guy jump off a skyscraper? He was promised a million dollars.
Why did the guy fall asleep... Because it was his bed time !