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Can I join the Pastafarians? I do so love noodles.

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wickedpissah

Repeat after me:
"Our pasta, who Aaaargh in heaven, swallowed be thy shame. Thy midget come, thy sauce be yum, on top some grated parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and give us our cutlasses as we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace, and cuss. And lead us into temptation, and deliver us some pizza, for thine are the meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, forever and ever.
RAmen."

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Go to www.vengaza.org to learn more.
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RAmen, brother. Blessed be His Sauce.
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Classic!!! xD
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I'm actually only an atheist 6 days a week.
I'm FSM on Fridays for the sweet sweet carbs.
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Too much to type on my phone, but I did speak it aloud to a now completely confused room of people. Ramen, and thank you.
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Well Torngren, if they don't understand then may their beer be always stale.
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... and may none of their sons be midgets.
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WOAH WOAH WAOH WAIT WAIT WAIT
The website is VENGANZA.org.
Oops. Big oops.
Sorry.
"Venganza.org" not vengaza.
Dangit.
Sorry. dang typo.
www.venganza.org
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I will see to it, personally!
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Lol, thanks, Wicked. The first link threw me off.
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My brain was thinking "venganza" but my fingers were thinking "meatballs & beer!"
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Very nice, Wicked. A prayer worthy of his Noodliness.
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***Oh Bless-Ed Be Thy Sauce***
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Yes.

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Thank you. Ramen.
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Welcome, Brother Torngren. May his Noodliness bestow his goodness upon you and upon your table. R'amen.

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Thank you, Dodgy! RAmen:)
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Lol...)
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The Almighty Noodliness Welcomes You...........

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RAmen:)
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Blessed be those who partake of the glorious bounty of Her Noodliness, in all Her infinite manifestations - Linguini! Rotini! Fettuccini! Fussili!Ravioli!.......................
Yuuummm

And may those, who in an excess of zeal, over-cook the Pasta, see the error of their ways, and learn the true meaning of al dente.

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Lol, RAmen, kwojcik:)
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Good point, kwojcik. It's gratifying to be in the congregation of the only al dente religion in history.
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R'amen!
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Welcome aboard Tomgren. We have our next gathering New Years Eve of 2014. We had the last gathering on Ask dot com last New Years Eve and we had so much fun. I have pressed "follow" on your profile and am thrilled to have you among our presense . "Raaaaaaaameeeeeeeeen"

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Just to refresh your memory, I was the one who helped out on the racially charged post the other day which was left up when they dressed your answer and I delisted it for you under my name. Do you remember that?
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Relisted not delisted*** (autocorrect )
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Erased your answer not dressed your answer-ugh!
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Good morning, Sincerity. Of course I remember you:) Happy to be aboard. RAmen.
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