What do I do when my brother tells me to go die in a ditch alone and helpless
Just say OK and then smile at him. If you don't react badly, he will eventually stop.
Don't talk to him, talk to your parents.
say every time you put me don it makees me love you more :D
I say that to my brother all the time and I mean it
I'm not the best person to ask since I have er.. Anger issues, but just ignore him. That bothers people the most
Just run to him and hug him. Than say I love you, you are one of the best of the bestet brother in the world! Even though you hate me, I love you everyday. When I die, I'll be thinking of you. I'm so thankful to have a brother like you! I love you.
Say bounce! Basically saying that all the insults bounce right off of you:) but I have many siblings and this is the mean way but sometimes I just take something that they will miss for a few days!
Just ignore him. Clearly such a statement is more about him then they are about you.
Just laugh at him an tell him hes pathetic! Then laugh it off, he wants you to react in A certain way but don't give him the fuel he is looking for. Make his comments a non issue!