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Bri3Leigh: 3 months ago

What would you do if a person came up to you screaming that their pet rock had a seizure?

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Seriously3: 3 months ago

I would ask them to calm down. I am trained in CPR. :)

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DakotaJackson: 3 months ago

i would call the ambulance. THERE IS A LIFE AT RISK

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larkreuz: 3 months ago

I'd call the cops. They need to know if somebody's pet is having a seizure! Then I'd give the rock mouth to mouth! Lets hope this isn't an actual problem for you! If it is, God Bless!

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aary101: 3 months ago

well i would take the rock and throw it. then slap them and ask r u OK?

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char_webby: 3 months ago

I would keep calm and steady because if you freak out you will start to panic and you don't want that.

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Airman2: 3 months ago

Slap them in the face with the rock and say, "Sorry the rock didn't make it." then walk away.

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username696: 3 months ago

I would cry because my pet rock died of a tumor last year it was very tragic her name was ashley she is buried in my rock garden

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hawkmann: 3 months ago via iPhone | Last edited at 1:26PM on 3/2/2013

I would throw that rock away ....replace it with a healthier one and say to him look its fine now = )
Then i would kick his a$$ for wasting my time = /

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DirectionerForever98: 3 months ago

nice... got me laughing.

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hawkmann: 3 months ago via iPhone

Thats good = )

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PvtPyle: 3 months ago

They are clearly (what is called in my profession) stupid. I would hit them with that rock, very forcefully and with much conviction. I would then leave without saying anything.

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Carrotkat: 3 months ago

Depends on the rock:)

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username696: 3 months ago

especially sexy rocks

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Carrotkat: 3 months ago

Very true:)

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DirectionerForever98: 3 months ago

I would slap them, pitch the rock, then go into a fit of laughter. it does sound kinda funny...

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