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What is something witty I can say to crank callers?

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Why say anything? Just hang up the phone and eat a bagel. (Lame enough?)

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"I'm sorry, the number you have dialed doesn't give a _______. Please hang up and go have someone slap you."

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Get one of those handheld compressed air horns and blow it into the phone.

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Whoa! You play rough! :)
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Seriously3
Good answer!
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It's probably not a good idea though, you could blow someones eardrum out.
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Oh, yah, then you'd get sued. Probably not a good idea.
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I like the sound of drums. Especially bursting ones... inside of ear holes...
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Crank callers??... You actually sell that stuff or no wait... Oh you mean PRANK CALLERS okay then got you and what you can do about this is get yourself a whistle and when they call pick the phone up and just blow the hell out of that whistle and then scream F*CK OFF AND STOP CALLING CANDY A$$ES into the phone and then slam the phone down loudly. They should stop after that and there you go problem solved. HAHA!!! xD

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i tell them im a p!mp and want to recruit them

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