Carry a spray bottle around with you..
They'll never even touch you.
You can avoid getting pinched on St. Patrick's Day without wearing green by trying to wear Shamrock jewelry such as Shamrock earrings. These jewelry have always been used on this special day as a metaphor for the Christian Trinity, hence you will not get pinched. You can learn how they are made from http://www.education.com/magazine/column/entry/Avoid_Getting_Pinched_Wear/.
You punch them whenever they pinch you. It's my St. Patrick's Day motto: "A punch for a pinch!" :)
Christians wear orange. I wear orange
hide in a dark closet hidden in the middle of Africa keep a double steel lock on the closet door and don't talk to anyone, I think you could stay safe from pinching on St.Patricks day, good luck!
Wear green knickers. No one should be rude enough to ask!!!
sorry I'm not so familiar with St. Patricks day. So why will people pinch you if you don't wear green?
Learn Ti Quan do
Don't leave the house.
have green eyes
You have to make a run for it!!!!
who cares it just a joke but if your scared or something then dont go out.
fill a bottle with change then shake it in there ear when they pinch u
tell them you have green boxers. doubt many people will bother to check
be the president then they wouldnt even dare touch you
If somebody pinches you, either spray them with pure ammonia or punch them- hard.
If the person is like 'ohh your not wearing green' just say "grow up, the last time i did that was in 2nd grade" that's what i do :I
if they pinch u then wack them
Sit in a closet. Duh xD
Hold a SHAMROCK... or any green-colored 4 leaf, St. Patrick won't pinch you, He'll just bless you inch by inch... :)
either stay at home or dye your hair or something
punch them (: they messed with the wrong person -__- but get them back they shouldn't be touching you
i just tell people i have green undies on. then you act like youre gonna show them ;)
but i like the eyeshadow idea..... i wish i had green eyes
plan revenge on every person who pinches u
Wear a white T-shirt and write on it with a black Sharpie: Pinch me and you'll be HOSPITALIZED.
Buy a loud speaker and/or Microphone system and announce EVERYWHERE you go that you have the chicken pox or some sort of contagious deadly disease. Your Welcome.
1. wear green
2. pinch them were they pinch you
3. if you don't have green eyes say you are wearing contacts to make you eyes what ever color it is
4. simply run
5. cough and sneeze on them
6. -i dont have any more-
Eight simple steps to not being pinched on St. Patrick's Day without wearing green:
1.) Move to Antarctica.
2.) Dig a hole.
3.) Find the highest mountain possible.
4.) Dig a hole in the middle of the mountain.
5.) Find a polar bear.
6.)Tame and train the polar bear.
7.) Happily enjoy the rest of your life with your pet polar bear which hunts for you.
YOU'RE WELCOME! Lolol.
wear some kind of shoker thing so when someone goes to pinch you, they'll get stung.
