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How do you avoid getting pinched on St.Patricks Day without wearing "green"?

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Carry a spray bottle around with you..
They'll never even touch you.

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Run like the wind!

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You can avoid getting pinched on St. Patrick's Day without wearing green by trying to wear Shamrock jewelry such as Shamrock earrings. These jewelry have always been used on this special day as a metaphor for the Christian Trinity, hence you will not get pinched. You can learn how they are made from http://www.education.com/magazine/column/entry/Avoid_Getting_Pinched_Wear/.

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You punch them whenever they pinch you. It's my St. Patrick's Day motto: "A punch for a pinch!" :)

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Christians wear orange. I wear orange

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I never knew that! Why orange?
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Christians wear orange? LOL do you think the Irish arent Christian? I believe half thier problems in Ireland for centurys has been the Protestants against the Catholic... both of which are Christian... where did you hear that Malarky?
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AND: "Saint Patrick's Day was made an official Christian feast day in the early seventeenth century and is observed by the Catholic Church, the Anglican Communion (especially the Church of Ireland),[2] the Eastern Orthodox Church and Lutheran Church. The day commemorates Saint Patrick and the arrival of Christianity in Ireland,[1] as well as Irish heritage and culture in general."
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Come on, SAINT Patrick's day - you couldn't pick up it was Christian?
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hide in a dark closet hidden in the middle of Africa keep a double steel lock on the closet door and don't talk to anyone, I think you could stay safe from pinching on St.Patricks day, good luck!

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i tried that but for some reason i still got pinched
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l0l well did you "lock" the door??
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Wear green knickers. No one should be rude enough to ask!!!

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sorry I'm not so familiar with St. Patricks day. So why will people pinch you if you don't wear green?

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Because if you were green you are invisible to Leprechauns, and they pinch you! so if you aren't wearing green people pinch you to remind you that a leprechaun can see you and will pinch you also. Silly huh? it is an American thing and started in Colonial times.
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thank you for explaining it to me ^^
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why are,nt you?
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because I'm from the Netherlands(I'm Chinese) XD
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Lool.. nice..
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wel because its tradition
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Learn Ti Quan do

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uhhh, i dont think learning that will help im pretty sure i'll still get pinched but thanks
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Tell them your Irish! :)

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Don't leave the house.

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but what if u have school that day? play hookie?
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Speak in an Irish accent and run around giving people Lucky Charms.
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that,s dumb
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What? A Leprechaun in disguise? Yeah, that's SO MUCH DUMBER than a magic spray that makes people never touch you again -.-
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have green eyes

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l0l, i wish i had green eyes
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You have to make a run for it!!!!

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l0l im pretty sure i can't out run boys
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who cares it just a joke but if your scared or something then dont go out.

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fill a bottle with change then shake it in there ear when they pinch u

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cruel but helpful
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I have never heard of anyone doing that.........
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Stay home.

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that,s not necessary.
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hide under ur covers.

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tell them you have green boxers. doubt many people will bother to check

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ummm im not a boy
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Then wear a green thong, but i think people will want to check after that.
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be the president then they wouldnt even dare touch you

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lol
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l0l you funny
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If somebody pinches you, either spray them with pure ammonia or punch them- hard.

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If the person is like 'ohh your not wearing green' just say "grow up, the last time i did that was in 2nd grade" that's what i do :I

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l0l smart and helpful although cruel to say
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if they pinch u then wack them

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that,s not going to solve anything.
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yea it's really not going to help
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Sit in a closet. Duh xD

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that,s dumb.
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How?
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why would i sit in the closet when thats any obvious place to hide??
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Where would you suggest?
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Wear green eye shadow

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Hold a SHAMROCK... or any green-colored 4 leaf, St. Patrick won't pinch you, He'll just bless you inch by inch... :)

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Pinch them for wearing green

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Punch them, A pinch = A punch. :D

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punch them (: they messed with the wrong person -__- but get them back they shouldn't be touching you

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a pinch equals to a punch LOL

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i just tell people i have green undies on. then you act like youre gonna show them ;)

but i like the eyeshadow idea..... i wish i had green eyes

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plan revenge on every person who pinches u

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that,s inapprorate.
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how exactly?
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Wear a white T-shirt and write on it with a black Sharpie: Pinch me and you'll be HOSPITALIZED.

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that,s uncalled for.
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Yeah, kind of.
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Walk into class covered in blood, howling for no apparent reason. Kind of like the end of Carrie.

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do what i do look them in the eye and say if you pinch me ill cut you

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Tie a piece of grass around your finger. Works perfectly.

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just use a spray of some kind so nobody touches you again.

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Carry a knife around. :)

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Buy a loud speaker and/or Microphone system and announce EVERYWHERE you go that you have the chicken pox or some sort of contagious deadly disease. Your Welcome.

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A can of Mace

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wear green

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Eight simple steps to not being pinched on St. Patrick's Day without wearing green:
1.) Move to Antarctica.
2.) Dig a hole.
3.) Find the highest mountain possible.
4.) Dig a hole in the middle of the mountain.
5.) Find a polar bear.
6.)Tame and train the polar bear.
7.) Happily enjoy the rest of your life with your pet polar bear which hunts for you.
YOU'RE WELCOME! Lolol.

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wear some kind of shoker thing so when someone goes to pinch you, they'll get stung.

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