How do I get my guinea pig to like me?
Spend time with it. Feed it treats like carrots ( the size of your pinky finger ) lettuce ( not ice burg ) and you can also buy treats from pet stores. I hope you and your guinea pig the best.
Give him things that he likes
You don't. I have never met a guinea pig that likes its owners.
Feed it, take care of it, be nice AND gentle to it, and don't yell around it.
Have you tried giving your guinea pig its favorite treat or you've ever played with it? I think you should try do that. I don't own a guinea pig; I own a fish but I know exactly what it likes.
Bribe the little bugger with carrots and lettuce
Cupcakes.... lettuce and apples