What are some funny quotes?
I just feel like laughing right now XD
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score? Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you! A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."~Bill Cosby.
If you eat too many cupcakes they will later be riding on your hips.
Bend over I'll drive