What problem has Velcro solved
That astronauts don't tie anything in space; that's what it was invented for in the first place.
Little kids that don't know how to tie their shoes can still put their own shoes on.
It keeps the monkeys from jumping on the bed
It brought world peace and put an end to world hunger. FOR THE CHILDREN!
All the world wars.
Quick-changes for actors changing costumes between scenes on stage. From Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde in 5 seconds! Woo!
Not having to tie your shoes