Just say "nothing BRO"...and then don't respond....at all. So that way they think you died. And then they cry all night. Then they'll be so happy that they'll think of a better greeting than "what's up" next time.
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Here do something like this.
friend-Hey, Whats up.
you-The sky.
The sky O.o
If it's a tall person, say " oh nothing, so how's the weather up there?".
The sky ! He , he. Usually you just say nothing much and it normally starts off from there.
Just say.. Nothing, you? Or say, I'm doing ______ or say... What's up with YOU? ..... My all time favorite is... What's up?... You say... The sky!
What's down?
The sky, but apparently y'all beat me to it...
You could say "I hid the body...." and walk away. XD
Or just tell them what's seriously up. :o
"Not much,"
"The sky/ceiling,"
"Cheese"
"I NEVER WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN!"
"Did you steal the last candy cane?"
"Did I ever tell you that you're amazing?"
"I want pie."
Usually if I ask "What's up" I'm just trying to see how you're doing, or if you're okay.
Wazzzzz Upppppppp?!!!!
waz up :P
Look up and say " Tell Me"
say ur moms legs and that will get them laughing
Ya mom.
Or you could say Your Daddy's ****
you know for me... I find this question really stupid.... as if we see grammatically and logically- what's up.. means- "what's there above your head..."
So people who irritate you by asking this question again and again, i honestly reply - roof or sky!! duh..?
"the troposphere, stratosphere ,mesosphere, thermosphere, and the exosphere ...so what'cha got to say now?"
WHATS UP EVERYBODy!