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Since Chuck Norris shaved his beard, does that mean he's mortal now?

I was devastated to hear that Chuck Norris went clean-shaven, and my sister's boyfriend says that he's mortal now.

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FunnyLittleFrog

Yes, it's true. He is now one of us. *moment of silence*

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thatoneguy97

Why?!

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Yes we can't say there is a fist behind his beard anymore. :,(

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It just means he realized that Walker Texas Ranger has been off the air for over a decade.

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WHAT!!! This can't be true D:

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It is... It even made the news.
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Wow.
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