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I need a simple april fools jokes!

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Have on that day a family day with everyone being around and just talking, visiting, and enjoying themselves. Meanwhile your in the kitchen acting like such a sweet and innocent angel making a batch of homemade "Famous Fudge" and be sure to melt in I'd say maybe about four packages of Ex- Lax bars. And stir well then finish up and have everybody come and treat themselves to some delicious fudge and while they are eating it. You go quickly to the bathroom and take care of your business and when done and out. Lock the bathroom door behind you and watch your family probably be trying to tear the door off the hinges or possibly if that desperate to launch the squirts from within their bodies from the fudge. Probably outside screaming while being attacked from what I call THE SCREAMING SH!TS. And also be sure to scream out "April Fools everybody I love you all" and run for your life please....

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Remind me to stay on your good side? I do hope I'm on your good side... Oh dear...
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Hey, things with us are good..... for now that is HEHE! >:)
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Oh $#!t
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Yeah, so Josh if ever was this of me making some fudge would you care to have some or not? Lol ;)
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Oh man... What kind of fudge is it?
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Famous Fudge... you might want to avoid, brownies with hot melting fudge in middle, caramel fudge, creamy peanut butter fudge, and also probably cupcakes with the fudge of course in middle.. Haha :P
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Worth the consequences. I'd trust your cooking I think lol
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Aww, thank you for putting your trust in me and I promise you would not have yourself a bad case of the SCREAMING SH!TS afterwards. Lmfao!! :D
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Lol SWEET!
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Are you satan?
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LOL But I cant cook my mom wont let me
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No I'm not Satan, but your momma is...
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tell ur 12 year old to play spin the nottle.. remember the doctor ?? (;

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lol I dont have children I have 2 wait years!
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When someone's sleeping, sneak into their room and turn around all the hangers with clothes on them, so that they are annoying to get out of the closet. Very simple, but can get on your nerves
My sis did this to me when I was little

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Put salt on someone's toothbrush

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Never do it on the tooth brish people wash that. The trick is to put it on the top of the toothpast
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lol
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Put white powder into a blow drier, and whoever turns it on, will get covered with white powdery stuff.:)

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Spray them with water while they're sleeping.

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I might do that
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April fools day is awsome
Put salt on the tip of the tooth pace and when they put the tooth pace on their brush just watch/record. So funny, i did this once lol

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I might do that lol
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