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Why do penguins waddle?

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Well, how would you walk if your feet were VERY short.

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Why don't humans waddle?

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too many milkshakes
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Lol!
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Some do!
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I guess your right lol hmm...I can't think of anyone right now who waddles
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I can from my school
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I can, some people at my school and there's my neighbor (he waddles really bad)
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is you neighbor a penguin and @pantheman: are you a penguin? lol :)
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Haha no he's not a penguin, he's much to tall for that, plus so far as I'm aware penguins look much cooler rocking out in a tuxedo everywhere while this guy won't wear a shirt letting his beer keg of a gut hang out.
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Lol maybe he is a penguin in a costume or an odd looking one. Have you ever thought of that
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Nope and don't care to, I'm perfectly content at watching him chase around his little anklebiter through the yard trying to catch it after it gets out.
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lol what a very interesting neighbor you seem to have :)
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Never used "interesting" to describe him before, I always felt strange, antisocial, childish fit him more.
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okay instead of interestin we'll call him an antisocial,strang,weird,childish and umm..waddling neighbor. lol :) But what do you mean by antisocial he doesn't talk to anyone at all
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I believe he talks to what I can only assume to be his wife, daughter and mother, all of them living under the same roof.
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I don't think family counts because you at least have to talk to some one like a friend or something.
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Then I don't believe he does, he's a complete hermit.
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lol well I guess he likes living that way me on the other had I would probably go crazy after a while cuz I couldn't literally live in solitude
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I don't see why you would, people who don't talk often have a means of compensation fir the lack of communication.
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yeah I'm pretty much the opposite of lack of communication I tend to talk to much sometimes lol :)
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I'm sure everyone does, I myself don't particularly enjoy conversation with many people I know.
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cause they have stubby legs, like you mr pelican

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short legs

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Their short and chubby

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Cause most of their leg is covered by a skin fold. Think of it as walking with your knees duct taped together.

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Because they want to

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Because the have large feet, big bodies and very short legs.

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