Help, Murder, Police!!! My wife fell in the grease!!! I laughed so hard, I fell in the lard. Help, Murder, Police!!! A girl in school with me, read this limerick before the whole class, claiming it as her own creation. We all thought she was wonderful until the teacher called her up for plagiarism. Lol
I lie in the darkness...unaware of where I stand. I cannot see you.....but feel you standing by me. I know I am alone yet I sense your presence.....I feel protected by your shield, your armor of love..... The day that armor breaks...is the day I shall be truly alone without you.
I'm always laughing with a bright beautiful smile Because even though life isn't quiet good it's still worthwhile I'm the type of girl with a free spirited heart So please don't try and tear me apart I'm sorry if you hate me for who I am Because quiet frankly I don't care or give a damn I'm a girl who loves to be silly and shout So don't think of me as lost doubt I still have my life ahead of me So back off and let this girl be....
When life seems cynical don't give up on life. Live your life to the fullest, and spread joy and light. When you feel like dying don't EVER give up. Keep climbing that mountain, even if you are so close to falling.... When you can't find you way out of the deep raging seas of blue. Understand That God will NEVER give up on you.