If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You have succeeded in failing,which is a shallow victory.
wasted your time and ours
You have failed. Because your goal was to fail, but you succeeded thus ending your trying, and then by doing that you failed
You failed at your goal, but succeeded in all.
Well if you try to fail to make a sandwich, and succeed in failing to make a sandwich, you've succeeded in failing to make a sandwich. There you go.
You've failed yourself, think of what could have been if you tried.
It gets really deep. I have it all written down somewhere but I can't find it.