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How to sneak into a concert and/or meet and greet

It's not that I'm planning it, I just always hear people doing it, and I would like to know how they do it since they're not top-secret spies or anything.

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Here is how you sneak into a Coldplay concert and steal the backstage cookies:

When at concert building, locate the east wing. The door to your right will be bolted and guarded. The guard's name is Miller. He is one of our agents. Tell him the password <Widdershins> And he will give you a note. Do not read it. Give it to the manager at the nearest McDonalds. He will give you a box. In that box is a map. As soon as you have memorized it, destroy it. Go to the place it leads you to. Then, look behind the building's water pump. There should be a key. Go back to the east entrance. Miller will no longer be there. He has been captured by thugs. Use the key to unlock the bolts. Every other one from the top down (there are 12) is locked. Once inside, the room will be pitch black. Reach up, and pull on the cord. The floor will drop. You will be underground. Locate the duck costume. Inside one of the foot parts of this costume there will be a piece of paper. Take it. You'll need it. Climb the ladder to your north. You will be on the second story. Meet the Asian man named Bo. Trick him. Lock him in the closet. Put on his backstage attendant uniform. Take the staircasedown. Coldplay will not be in the room (yet). Smuggle the cookies. When they have come in and are alone, make the call to let them know of your presence <Caw-Caw>. You will then need to escape before their thugs catch you. We have agents for back should you need them. (Just yell YOLO). You should have time to give Bo back his uniform and lay the blame on him. You will then go to their concert. This is your mission, should you choose to accept it.

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Just dress fancy and fit in

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If it's an out door concert try using a catapult.....good luck.

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