Ok this is a very hard thing to do so listen carefully! 1. Go to mt.everest 2. Climb to the top and there would be a man at the top who will hang you 2 45 pound weights 3. Carry them down the mount. 4. Next you need to go to the closest gym that starts with the letter "c" 5. Work out for 2 months (no more no less) 6. Go steal the phone with all your new muscle.