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My friend keeps saying your mom what is a good comeback to make him stop

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say ''Daddy?!!!'' or say ''great now she/you have an STD...''or say ''i feel bad for both of you'' or say '' or ''id ont kiss an tell but maybe your mother would talk about me'' or say ''maybe your the reason she doesnt kiss and tell'' or say'' IHAVE NO MOTHER'' or say ''soyour into necr0phili@, are you?''.......i could think of more......

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Be like. Yeah I have a mom. Why you have 2 dad's?

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say its opposite day and then when they say my mom you say its not opposite day and go on

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Tell him that she's dead. He'll look a bit shocked and say sorry a lot.

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I used that once.
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Say "sucks my d***"

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I'm so sorry. I misunderstood the question.
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That is just Wrong
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I know. I feel really terrible about it.
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You got to admit, at least it was funny!
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It was funny until I realized I'd misunderstood.
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if he says " Thats what/notwhat your mom said last night," than say " your having affairs with peoples moms?"

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your dad. it will totally confuse them. trust me :)

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Tell him to choke on his words.

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When he says "your mom" you say, "you're ugly" or "you're stupid"

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