I got something stuck in my eye, how do I get it out?
Bend your head over the bathroom sink and run cool water. Continuously scoop hanfuls of water up to your gave and splash the cold water on with your eyes open.
Try a cotton swab with water on it.
Make somebody blow in your eye
I have the most simple way : think of your miserable things in your life then have a cry
Wash with fresh water, keep your eyes closed for sometime and have a lukewarm compress.... this may help, it does to me...
I would tell you but you probably couldn't read it anyway.