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As many of my p0rn0 DVD's as my arms can carry......I'm soooooo bad.....8)
The reality is that I would have to remember to grab some underwhere because I tend to walk around the house in nothing but my birthday suit, and I don't think that the firemen would much appreciate having to see my junk romantically lit by my house ablaze....8)
BUT, the REAL answer is Family.....

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ROFLMBO Now what would I have done if you hadn't answered this question telling everybody and their grandmother of your love for porn and walking around the house in the nude, Naffy? I would have been lost, LOST I say. And then to think of YOUR JUNK lighting up the night is just WAY too much for my mind to handle. I just thought I was brain dead. I like your last answer; however, it came a little late. "Danger, danger, Will Robinson!" It was a little late.
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You know there was NO way I could have given strictly a serious answer.....the thought had crossed my mind to try and only be serious, but, there's no fun in that...8)
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Of course, my dear, of course. And I wouldn't have wanted it any differently.
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hahaha thats the best answer yet nafta lol
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Hahahaaa Nafta.....these kinda answers are why we love ya....;)
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Ain't it the truth, M'Lady, just ain't it the truth.
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His Junk lighting up the night? Lost in space is right!! lol
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"Danger, Will Robinson, Danger!"
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your a hoot ! We need a good baby boomer question...
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Ooh, ooh, that would be good. (You're SURELY not looking at me after I came up with the last 3 ARE you?) I mean I don't do drugs & never have, but do you remember the commercial with the hot skillet, "This is your brain," then the egg, "This is your brain on drugs." Well, the egg? That looks real good compared to what my brain looks like right now.
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Whatcha mean??? I'll ask but help me think of something...
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LOL I don't have anything left to think with, my dear, is what I'm trying to say! "If I only had a brain......" We're going down the yellow brick road now.
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my sketchbooks.

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omg! me too!
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haha. yeah. i love drawing.
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yup. same here.
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@SissyMom Hopefully you would want to take all of your children out of the inferno before anything else (family comes first)!.

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@MarkAnthony. I'm sorry I didn't respond like I should have. I'm just half here half the time and that half doesn't always work too well. LOL In answer to your question, I should have said in my question that "family is already safe." Of course, nothing comes before family. That's just a given. Again, I'm sorry for overlooking your question!
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My dog

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Right with you on that one. I don't have any human children, so she's my fur baby.
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sketchbook...

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My dog

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SissyMom, you thanked everyone but me :(
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Wonder why????
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rude:(
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My dog Myla and any leftover pizza.

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There you have it! But I had completely forgotten the pizza (for the next morning)!
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That's all I need, my dog and pizza, it can feed us both.
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You got it. 8-)
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Does family count? If not, then my journal and sketchbooks. If only one, then my journal.

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right with you on that one!
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Of course, family counts; but it's really interesting to find out what people would take besides their family. And I've already been surprised at the artists & now writer I've received answer from.
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My wallet so I would be able to stay the night in a motel or hotel . If you think about it that would be the most logical thing you could do .

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My younger brother. If family doesn't count I'd want to get my phone and iPod.

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Thank you, Glitter!
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Family, pets, iPod/iPad.

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All my technology, my ipod, my 2 NDSs, the cords for them, my AR device, and the stuff my boyfriend gave to me over the years. Oh and my huge white wolf tail and ears, definitly my inhaler, my skyrim disc, my fallout/oblivion discs, ugh the list could go forever... I'd be able to take lots if only my room weren't on fire though

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She said the first thing not the entire house (x
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Well, dear, you might want to re-read my question. Or let's just say, go buy you a trailer! LOL
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OH LOL, I got really carried away
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Just a little. hehe
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so your going to back up a truck or a u haul into your burning house to load up all these things ....? during a blazing inferno = / lol thats cool
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Oh, my gosh. I'm dyin' here! ROFLMBO!
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no no thats interesting second degree burns or even 3rd degree burns to save some discs and some cords thats wow thats determination = /
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lets do this swallex since i like you and you seem like a nice person how about you get out safely ,, let those things burn and ill just buy everything back for you is this a deal....
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Swallex, he's telling the truth. This is THE nicest man, a true gentleman, that you will probably ever meet, ever. I'm tellin' ya. He's got your back.
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since swallex and i just became friends today i would hate to loose her over some cd"s = {
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Touche' I'm just trying to help the matter. :-)
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xD aaww, hawkyy
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I wouldn't have to worry about my family because they are able to get out more quicker than me probably so that gives me time to grab my phone, music CDs, and zombie movies hopefully I'd make it out of my burning house with everything....

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My two Cockatiels,of course....and then run back in after my clothes...and favorite river hat.

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Of course the Cockatiels! Thanks for answering!
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My note books and photos.. I would dig the stones out of the ash

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Thanks for answering, Blades. (And hadn't thought about the stones!)
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Artifacts
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Your welcome for the answer..
Great question!
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blades, read my comment to Ravin!:-).
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my family, some clothes, some money, and my car keys.

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Kayla, you'd better hurry! LOL
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There's only me here, and I've actually thought of this. I would do my best to get all my family pictures out to safety. I keep my albums all in the same place, for this very reason. You can replace the other stuff.

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Ravin, besides my fur babies, that's my answer. That's the one thing you can never replace is the memory that pictures make.
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Great answer ravin!
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Ravin, you should think about scanning all your important Pictures, downloading
them onto Comp, burning them onto a Disk and Memory and getting a Fireproof safe.:-).
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Grandpa that's a good idea!
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Witte, great idea. I keep my photos on memory sticks and keep copies at my sons house. That way is they get destroyed at my house, I have other copies.
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Smart thunkin' hippy!!:-).*****
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BRILLIANT, GranpaMango to You! A Universe of Stars to You!
And Ditto for you, to, Witt!!!
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your welcome!:-). Good Question, should be asked&thought about at least every 6 months or so!:-).
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Hi, darklin'! Thanks. Oh, every now & then this brain will kick into some kind of gear!
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Thank you grandpa. I'll take your advise. :)
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My iphone, so i can txt my gf "if i dont make it out of the blazes, just know i love you, and i always will"
Im a sap. :')

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Ooohh, you're not a sap. You are so very, very sweet and there should be more like you in the world. Your girlfriend's very fortunate.
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My purse with my shinny red lipstick.

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Lol, priorities !!
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Ha!! remember this from the last time I asked this Q!! recall that Sweetest! it was Fun!!
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ROFL! This was "supposed" to be a serious question, my Sweets, but leave it to you!!! LOL Mine would have to have seriously shiny pink luscious pink lipstick in it!
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I know but... I'm alone and that's all I have... just my purse... no kids husband or pets... and I live in a SRO... 224 sq feet.... just me... sorry... :)
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My phone

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or my cupcakes... lom
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My kids and my husband if they were safe ... I would get pictures and home movies of the family ... One thing that can't be replaced

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Me, too!
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My makeup (and mother!!!)

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LOL
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Dogs,Cats, Wallet, Computer and Phone. Hubby will be helping getting them all together and into the car! Pics and important papers are in Secure Fire/Water proof safe!:-).

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I was starting to say you're gonna need a trailer! But if you've got help, then I think you've got it taken care of!
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My children/grandchildren ect.

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My family and my laptop he , he.

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Well, of course! LOL
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ipod and if I couldn't get to it in time I would Calmy walk over to my vanity, grab Monkey The Monk Monk and simply toss him out the window then yell "INCOMING or CANNON Ball or MONKEY GET OUT OF MY..WAYYY"

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Brookey, there's my girl! But go for Monkey The Monk Monk (forget the ipod..you can get another one). And yell all of the above so everybody will know to MOOOVE!!! ROFL!
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Hahaha...Im here for ya Sissy. we hadn't talked in awhile so I clicked your link and found the most recent question you had. :) Btw your totally right Get the monkey buy a new ipod
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You go, girl. ;-)
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Food. You know. Food is good. Plus I don't have anything valuable enough.

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LOL Jan, you know you're right. Food is good and if you don't have anything else more valuable, I'd grab me the biggest bag I had and start dumping it as hard and as fast as I could!
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Yeah! Maybe that will be my new answer!
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shoes

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High heels, I'd hope. LOL
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shoes = /
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Aarrgh!
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im sorry we just keep meeting like this
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I'm gonna sorry you!
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haha ok
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Family, my first toy from my Mom ever, and my Mom's grumpy old cat no matter how many times she scratches me. Oh yeah, and all of my underwear. ;)

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Ah, the first part is so sweet and the last hilarious. LOL!!
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patches and a picture

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Good grief, Gabriel. You're gonna get real tired of me telling you how sweet you are! May I ask about patches?
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yes ill post him his my chiwawa and best friend
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ok patches meet susan...susan this is patches = }
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Oh, no you DON'T! Guess what kind of baby my baby is! No way, Hosea! Sierra, the chihuahua, meet Uncle Gabriel. Gabriel, meet your niece, Sierra.
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did he show....
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No, I didn't get to see him.
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aawww let me keep trying
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its not letting me but next time you will see him i will keep trying
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Okay. Hey, I'm going to turn in, I think. Been a GREAT day, though. I have loved the fact that we have gotten to cross paths, Gabriel, and I love your sense of humor, too. Hope you have a great night and, hopefully, we'll talk tomorrow!
Nite.
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Family and pets first, they say never go back in, you won't come back out....

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I wish I had put in my question "family already being safe" because of course family comes first. I actually got questioned about that myself. I just wanted to cry! But I'm with you about my "pets"...my fur babies 'cause they're my children & any pictures I can grab would be for me.

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I would always go back for my dog. She would be counting on me & I could never let her down. If She & me made it out safe, that would be enough. I may miss other personal possessions but in the bigger picture they wouldn't matter as long as my dog & I weren't separated
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If family and pets are out, I would say all the pictures I could grab, my iPod, and money. If only one thing, I would pick the pictures. There are too many good memories for them to be forgotten

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My thoughts exactly!

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My family.

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Of course, my dear!

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my dog

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Can't beat that answer with a stick. I wish I had put in my question, "Family being safe..." She'd be the first thing I'd grab for sure.

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cat and x-box

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My Justin Bieber stuff.

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Not a Bielieber, are you! I hope your whole room's not full of it. It might take too long. It is, isn't it? LOL

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My notebooks, my library card, and my drawings.

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Hey, that's really pretty cool. And you truly picked a name that went with your personality, didn't you! LOL I like that.

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My Bible My guitar and amp and My dog, My CD's

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Nikko, I think grabbing your Bible is great. That's something I would want to do because of all the notes I have in mine. My dog, definitely. Great answers!

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what would you do if that bible were sitting in flames, you pulled it out, and it wasn't on fire and was perfectly fine with no damage?
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Amongst many other things, I'd KNOW God wanted me to keep those notes and not forget them!
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i would tell every one I knew what happened and see if they believe their is a God then. That would be the true power of God in that house
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Hopefully my sanity and then I can leave the suicidal me in the fire

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Ahahahah! Bay, I gotta hand it to you, with my warped sense of humor and yours put together, we'd be dangerous!

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My family

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Hi, girl. I wish I had put in my question, "Knowing your family was safe..." So would you mind answering the question again if you knew they were safe? Just curious!
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nothing matters more to me than my family.
but...
Well, when you put it in that case my answer would be 'myself'
That means my soul....I wanna get out of there alive.
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Boy, if THAT truth was never spoken!

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Alcohol bahaha, no my ipod, phone & wallet

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Three excellent picks, my dear!

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No problem!
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I could not bear to leave my dog behind. As her protector & mother I couldn't leave her & only save myself.

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Kazarina, I'd toss mine out the window to save her, even if I knew I couldn't get out. Like minds. 8-)
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Just only saw your response now. Yes I would put her in an eskie & lower it down with a flat sheet.
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Great minds... :^)
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Everything in my house , no matter what the cost can be replaced except my children . I would take my kids

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I totally understand, Vanessa! If I had phrased this question, "Given your family were safe...., how would you answer this question?

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I would probably grab my yacon syrup http://www.ask.com/answers/509821081/what-is-the-best-yacon-syrup haha imagine that right?

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