What are some questions not to ask a girl unless you want to risk getting slapped?
"Are you as good at kissing as your sister is?" Said in a non-joking tone of voice to your girlfriend.
Have you gained some weight ??..
How old are you? Wait, you have a twin?! Is that a double-chin?
It must be your time of the month?
Whats your name Again
Are you as hot as your mom