Anyone got a good joke
why did the hero flush the toliet? because it was his duty!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?U-nique up on it
he was lazy...but he couldn't survive his own smell... he felt like he was in underwater for days
Think about a trex trying to make a bed.
Do you know what time it is?Time for you to get a watch!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar....An Irish man walks out of a bar.....Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks....justin beiber walks into a bar....then gets kicked out for being under age.....
people he asked for good jokes
Want to hear 2 short jokes and a long one?Joke, Joke, Joooooookkkkeeee
I was teasing my short friend once and said "I would tell you a joke, but its too short".
Q. Do you know what killed Capt Hook?A. Jock itchQ. Do you know why God made pubic hair curley?A. So it wouldn't poke your eyes out
this is for people who don't like One Direction very much:What direction do 5 gay guys walk?One Direction!ha ha
a kid goes walking by michael jacksons house. michael says hello do you want to see some magic. michael sets the kid on his lap. says do you feel my finger up your@$$. the kid says yup. then micheal says ''no hands''
I could come up with a good joke Obama self.