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What are some good witty insults that dont have curse words?

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Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.

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You say that like it's a bad thing....
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It talks!

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Thy face is up thy anus you mere wench .

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Come on I can take you, (any joke with saying your mom), you mess with me I'll put my foot up your a$$!

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do holy cows make swiss cheese?nylons run faster than you. does toejam have seeds? when he bent over i saw his vertical smile. (butt crack). your future is so bright, i need to wear sunglasses.your a hemorrhoid on the anal canal of life.make like an ameba and split. (tell someone to go away)your about as warm as a witches tit in a brass bra. (when someone has a cold personality)are you allergic to work? (when someone doesnt do a good job at something)

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Insults usually aren't cut-and-paste. All truly good comebacks are unique the situations you're in and the person you're insulting. Insults are a bit more flexible but good ones, again, are tailored to the situation.

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Ugly is not your fault, out of scary is your right;

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movies are a good source of insults, but you have to watch a lot of them to build a decent repertoire.

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