There are 3 guys named Be Quiet, Manners, and Turd. Once Be Quiet was driving his car and then got pulled over by a cop. "What's your name, son?" the cop asked. "Be Quiet" Be Quiet answered. "Where's your manners, son?" the cop asked. "Manners is over there picking up Turd" Be Quiet said.
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