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If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared?

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Probably be scared, but, I just literally laughed out loud reading your question, if that counts for anything. = )

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Me too. A+ for the cutest question of the night !
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Way to grade him, teach!
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Neither

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well then how would you feel?
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Ignore it :p
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I think that I'd be looking for a stinky ghost.

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hahahah they both made me laugh!!! haha thanks guys:) boosted my mood:)
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Hahahahahaha, I'd freak out honestly if I knew it wasn't me I'd think it was a murderer that just blew his cover.

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Blew his cover...that's funny. :)
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I second that. :)
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aw lol i get it. :)
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I would be scared

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HHAHAHAHAHAHA :-D I don't know either. :)

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This is a regular occurrence for me. I live with two dogs.

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Haha!
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I'd kick the dog off the bed!!!!!!

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lol!
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Why my precious feminine collie Bella chooses to sleep with her butt in my face is beyond me...ugh !
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Well just try cuddling up with 5 of them..... and the little ones are the worst!!!!!
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I almost hate to admit this but let's see...in one hand I'm weighing cuddling with dogs, in the other I'm weighing cuddling with a a man...it's almost a difficult choice!!! Embarrassed to say but those furry creatures are warm and soft and silly all at the same time.
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Well I have the perfect solution.... "cuddle" with the man then kick him out and bring in the dogs. At least they don't snore!!!! lol
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You got that right! I recorded hubby snoring and made a ringtone out of it !!! Ha ha It was so loud.
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Nice I'm going to have to do that.... it's hysterical!!!!!
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Yeah, ask Pittbullmom! It was the Dang Pup! Ha!

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Stinky dog!!!!!
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LoL!
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It would probably be me. I fart at night. What in the world convinced you to post this question?

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I would laugh, and then grab my shotgun.

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get scared at first but then probably burst out laughing...

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i would laugh :D lol now you got me laughing.

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i would be scared because i hate dark >_<

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I would laugh and unleash a counter-fart

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I would do what I do normally do when I'm alone and I get scared. Grab my phone, a butcher knife, my cat and my iPod. Then I'd hide in the closet with the closet light on and play on my iPod till I feel sleepy.

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well...I guess it depends on what kind of fart it was. But I would probably laugh anyways:)

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laugh

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well if there was a dog in the house i would laugh really loud

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I would be really scared, and probably start crying. But if i were home alone for a long period of time, especially at night, i would always have a knife with me. So then, i guess i would laugh a little, because the serial killer just blew his cover. And plus, i would have the knife, he'd never know what was coming.

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I would just assume someone came home

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...probably the cat.

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I'd be sleeping!

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ummm..i would be confused and prolly think "How the hell did i fart and not feel it? Do i need to see a doctor?" lol..

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I'd laugh at first, then be scared

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When I'm home alone I always have my gun with me so I would probably chamber a round and scare the crap out of whoever farted it is a 12 gauge pump shotgun that I always have loaded and beside my bed. So if your going to try to sneak up on me while I'm alone don't fart or you will probably die

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i would laugh

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I would look for a farting ghost...


Wait....


What if it were a criminal????

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