If only people would act as old as their height indicates... Do you annoy people as a hobby, or is it your personality? I see you are playing stupid again. And apparently winning. Leave me alone, or so help me I will kneecap your whole family. Look on the bright side, at least I am not slow and superficial like you. Let me say this as kindly as I can. I am not interested in you, so stop stalking me or I will be forced to call the police.
I'm tiny and have been called that by many other feathered fiends. Say your not short your fun sized then do something in front of them you know makes them jealous. Tell them to drop it and your size makes you special because you can do things they can't because of how clumsily big they are. Your proud to be fun sized! In fact- to me it is a comfort to be small!
"I'm sorry honey, but in order for you to insult me like I guess you've been trying to do or been doing. I would just have to give a f*** in order to even care. Now run along and go suck d*** than come back with a positive nice attitude. Okay? I'm glad we had this nice conversation."