how can I get money fast and legal
Have you ever heard of a thing called working?
Get a job....?
Get a loan and find a job
Have a garage sale. Pawn something valuable.
Perhaps you could find something interesting to write about, and then sell you article to Yahoo or something. Or you could become a prostitute. Depending on whoms buying, it's legal! xD (I'm joking.) Good luck!
Mow the lawn for money or find little jobs to do
go to gamble and win money
Run for office
marry an anorexic girl, buy her life insurance and then tell her shes fat. or you could always just get a job.
pawn something valuable
Sell anything legal.