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What are funny jokes you can tell your friends?

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I have a range of jokes to perverted to friendly here's a friendly one

Why did the chicken cross the road ... To get to your appartment ... Knock knock (who's there) the chicken

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lmfao nicee but i'd like to hear the perverted ones im sure i've heard worse lol
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Ok then here is one why can't a sl-t count to 70 ... Caus it's a mouthful at 69
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LMFFFFAOOOOOO LOVE IT!!!!!!<3
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A joke that can be told to a friend and sounds interesting is like What gives milk but has only one horn? Answer: A Milk Van. This is but just a friendly joke. For more jokes visit http//jilljuck.com/Funny-Jokes.

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1)Wannah hear a joke!? Women's rights 2)why did the woman cross the street? The real question is why isnt she in the kitchen making me some food. Those are some funny ones although I think that women do deserve just as many rights as men. 3) Why did the kid drop his ice cream? he got hit by a car.

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Who funny and wrong at the same time and here's another joke

Have you ever seen stevey wonders kids ... (no) well neither has he
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lmfaoo as bad as that is it's funny!
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lol i liked that one too! hahahaha
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Poop

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:I.... i don't get it.
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What flies, but always stays on the ground. a garbage truck... i think

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O.o sorry i didn't get it.
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It's what has wheels and flies a garbage truck
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And it means garbage ateacts flys
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Sorry still confused :P
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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

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Stupid jokes if u call them that

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One day little jhonny had a young sub @ the end of the day he asked "can i come home with you?" She replied no jhonny said "if you dont ill tell my dad" the teacher ddnt wnt to get in trouble so she said ok... later they were at her house when the sub says "im going to take a shower" little jhonny asked could he take one with her or he'll tell his dad so she said fine jhonny asked (while in the shower) can he poke her belly button she said no... but he did she screamed and said that was not her belly button .. and jhonny said i know and thats not my finger

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