Well if it's crispy enough, it will just desinigrate. But it will also get your pants all greasy if its not crispy. I do not recommend putting bacon in your pocket. Try a baggie full inside of a backpack.
I dunno, I'm only responding to this to see who came up with the best answer. ("And the 'Jebidiah' goes to......FORNERDIGHTERIA for "Dafuq"! Congratulations ForNerdfighteria! You win a vacation for two to sunny.....")
yyuuukkk! in your pocket literally? that would be nasty. at the very least you ought to have some minimal cooling for it. I always read about travelers in the past carrying bacon because it lasted and traveled well. I wonder if that was bacon in a different form than what we think of today? I can't imagine the bacon of today being good for more than a couple of days if unrefrigerated. you may need to do some research on it before you take off with it ( in your pocket?!). have a great vacation any way or in spite of how the bacon thing works out.:?)