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What are some funny things to write for my Instagram bio?

something funny like "a bunch of random words" or something like that

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Chile fried leaf hopping a raccoon and riding a t-rex singing Adele and brushing my teeth and playing chess with Alexander the great or fist fighting aliens while kayaking with Bruce Lee and eating dirt with glaze and sprinkles.

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That Guy since 1995 (or whenever you were born)
Follow me for a courtesy punch in the face

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Well I'm just a normal person.. go ahead and read my bio! Oh... wait never mind I guess... :)

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Mine is..."Coke fell off Mountain Dew. Someone call Doctor Pepper.

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