What are some funny things to write for my Instagram bio?
something funny like "a bunch of random words" or something like that
Chile fried leaf hopping a raccoon and riding a t-rex singing Adele and brushing my teeth and playing chess with Alexander the great or fist fighting aliens while kayaking with Bruce Lee and eating dirt with glaze and sprinkles.
That Guy since 1995 (or whenever you were born)Follow me for a courtesy punch in the face
Well I'm just a normal person.. go ahead and read my bio! Oh... wait never mind I guess... :)
Mine is..."Coke fell off Mountain Dew. Someone call Doctor Pepper.