You know, I was just talking to her the other day on the phone, and I asked her that very same question. You know what she said? She said, "______, I know you spend an inordinate amount of time, posing as that know-it-all Jebidiah Cracker character on the Ask.com Q&A community, so I thought I would cut my hair like this, just to see if someone would ask the very same question you are asking, and see if you'll actually answer it." She was right! Spooky huh?