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Bike ride, swim, skateboard, baseball, basketball, fish, hike, horseback riding, volunteer, shop, jog, get a job, deliver papers, mow the lawn..............

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Don't forget the parties with the plumbers, marching band, petting zoo, Wal-Mart women, drinking, dancing, pizza, (secretive) etc. = )
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Mom!!! Are you encouraging his mischief??? I'm shocked at you, woman! :-0 He's bad enough, already.
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No, ask your man.....we had a lengthy fun conversation involving this stuff a couple months back. It already happened....at my house! Hippy brought all those with him on the plane! Ask him! Man, was a fun party. MrJohnWayne was there, dancing with Phlorence. Hippy was dancing up a storm with a whack of women. He talked me into buying him a pizza, but he was a good boy. He ate it secretly, so I didn't have to buy everyone pizza. Was a great night....what I can remember of it. = )
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He absolutely loved dancing to the marching band's music. They were the hit of the party. Neighbours were fit to be tied with me. I think the cops ended up being called. I don't remember. :)
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Just ONE question. What hussy, or hussies, was he fraternizing with??? They had their fun, now they will PAY the piper! Come on, Mom, I want names and details. Ooooo that ...... Man!
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I was dancing with the Walmart ladies to the marching band music. There were 6 Walmart ladies and they had about 8 teeth total. The plumbers were great at piping in the beer. Then we ate all of the animals from the petting zoo. What a night.
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Hippy. come on. Those Wal-Mart "ladies" were for laughing at only. Oh, did I forget to say "fat" Wal-Mart ladies.....is how Hipster put it....and they were! man, Hippy, who else from here came besides Bob and Phlo? Geez, I can't even remember. If only I knew exactly where to look back, in my Ask.com storage.
At least, Ravin, I can tell you that almost all Hippy's dances were fast dances.....if that helps,and I'm sure it does.
Let's be honest, Hippy.....you were eyeing a couple of those Wal-Mart babes. :O Ravin, I seem to remember, though, barely, that Hippy DID have a fast dance with Phlorence. Ah, she's seventeen, though. Don't make anything out of that one.
Well, Hippy....I see you remember things much better than I'd have thought! What a shame some of it isn't true, and you conveniently leave some details out!! :O
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Oh, and....his being a hippy, and it being a party, well, he did indulge in....you know, too, of course. Aha! Busted!
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What details????? I want ALL details!
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Giving away my secrets mom? That one fat Walmart lady, you know the one with the yoga pants on that had moon craters all over her butt, she could really dance.
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They were really hot, weren't they? Tell me. :(
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The Walmart ladies? They were as hot as a block of ice.
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Is he telling me everything, Mom? All?
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My chopper groaned when we unloaded the fat Walmart ladies.
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You had them in our chopper??? :-(
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That was long before the pizza paint job.
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It's ruined now. Ruined!
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I'll buy a new one and have it painted Raven black.
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Hippy. I'm sorry. I totally respect you, but Ravin's my fellow woman....come on. Surely you can understand. I want more than anything for you and I to still be buds, Hipster, but........ alright, listen, Ravin......in Hippy's defense, he did laugh at the Wal-Mart woman before and after they danced.....and it was only a FAST dance.
Hot? Well, after your man had a little sauce into him, not only was he the life of the party, (behind the marching band, of course) but he really seemed to think about half of them were truly hot. One could tell he'd never admit it, but, hey....they say the truth comes out when one is inebriated?! Truth be told, Ravin, they were pretty grotesque. --_--
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Thanks for making e laugh out loud, Hippy. (chopper comment) :-D

Btw, I am truly sorry if you are in trouble, Hippy. Truly. : ( I'm an honest person, though, in my defence.
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Well, Mom, do you think I should forgive him? Would you?
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I've no idea if the phone number Hippy slipped the dame, was his real number or not. :O
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Um...give me a few minutes to think and get back to you on that one, please? I have to consider my budship with Hippy. A lot to consider. Gimme a few?
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Mom, you are truly a great friend but you're putting me deeper and deeper in poopy. Actually the number that I slipped her was MrJohnWaynes number.
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I can feel a comment timeout coming my way soon.
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Lmao, Hippy. Making me literally lol again! I thought there's been something different about Bobster for a while now. You go! That's hilarious. Okay, Hippy.....I need to think....let me think.....how I can make things better for you............
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Oh. Well ....sob....sob, I guess she, had more to offer him. My heart will never , ever heal. :-(
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Hey! You're trying to get OUT of trouble....remember?!

Ravin, you off crying, somewhere, or are you still around?
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omg, I am sorry....I thought that comment was from Hippy. lmao (meaning WaL-Marter had more to offer Bob. Okay, Ravin, listen up------
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At lest Hippy didn't grope or kiss anybody....that I saw, anyway, and come on, it was a party.....Hippy had a right to have a good time. He looked and didn't touch so.....he's a good boy, right?
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Sob,... Wha....what, Mom?
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I saw you said it was for the Duke. If that's true, and you'll get a brand new chopper, just for us two, well...... We can try again, I suppose. Do you promise, in front of Mom, to be true to me , and stop chasing other women?
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Oh man, I'm SO relieved. Hippy.....we still good?
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We're ALL good. A new chopper with a pizza rotor, I'll order it tomorrow.
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Oh man, that was close. I'll never betray you again....you have my word, well......maybe just a little....if it's called for.
Some good came out of this----new chopper, pizza rotor---wow!
I have a feeling you two feel closer when all this is said and done. Awww. :)
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I feel so warm and fuzzy that it feels as if I'm in my mothers womb.
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Okay, Punkin. Don't get in timeout. You can repent more later and continue to woo me with sweet words then.
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Mom, keep your eye on him for me. He's slippery. I mean to keep him , for now anyway. He's kinda worth the trouble he causes me. Sshhhh! :-)
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I feel I have served a purpose, here. My job is done. I can sleep well tonight.
Hippy you should feel better that the truth is out. Secrets don't feel too great, do they?
You folks give each other an extra hug tonight.
Ahhhh....I feel so good, bringing people closer. Not bad you scored a new chopper out of this, Ravin.
Well, feel free to call on my services if ever you need them again, guys. Good night to you!
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Good night Mom. He's nodding agreement. He can't talk right now. He might get into timeout. Lol
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Good night mom, it feels good to have that Walmart monkey off my back.
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Oh, and I played a big role in that. Sure hope it doesn't happen.

I'm happy for ya, Hippy. :)
Night, guys.
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I just caught wind of this conversation. Hippy, I'm so pleased to see that you're not one of those shallow guys whose standards are so high, they won't even give you a second glance if you happen to be missing something as insignificant as teeth. Snobs they are I tell you. Ravin, I don't know what to tell you. There's a lot of stiff competition out there looking for a great catch like Hippy. You know what loose morals those women at Walmart have. Those wild parties are legendary. Maybe Walmart has a sexy lingerie department with polyester stretch, one size fits all, French-cut teddies. You might consider taking up the tuba considering his love for marching bands. Pretty hot looking uniforms too. I myself have a thing for drum majors and find the chin strap a real turn on. I just don't have an answer for you though if you have all 32 teeth. I'll let you know if I come up with anything.

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If he doesn't straighten up, come through with the new chopper, and woo me well with sweet words, I'll take up the tuba alright! I'll take it up and give it to him up side the head, wearing My $exy lingerie, as I do it. Then I'll go after those men- stealing wal mart hussies. I just don't know what their secret is, but I'm gonna hold one of em down, and find out. I'll pass along what I find out to you other ladies. In the meantime, I'm hunting for the spoon, to have on hand, just in case he looks like he might want to sneak around me. He'll wish he WAS back in his mothers womb, before I finish with him, if he strays anymore!
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Stop, I'm choking here. I've never laughed so hard in all my life. My strawberries and cream are gonna come back up. I going to go hide now.
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You get back here! You promised to woo me! Now get to wooing! I demand to be wooed! Woo, woo, woo! Lmao too!!!
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Hippy, "He'll hath no fury like that of a woman scorned". -- Betty Broderick. She IS serving a life sentence in Chino, but that may not be enough to deter Ravin. Just sayin. Ravin, I've heard that when you've got a wooden spoon in your hand, their hearts and minds will follow. If he still doesn't straighten up and fly right (in the chopper), I can hook you up with a friend of mine who works at Home Depot. He's a stud finder.
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I'll keep that in the back of my mind, just in case his wooing, woos out. Thank you! :-)
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Woo, woo, woo, woooooooo.
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Ravin, Make sure those woos produce oows. If not, you can sign him up for one of those how-to weekend classes they have at Home Depot. They have them for everything so I'm sure they must have one for that too. As for those home-wrecking hussies at Walmart, restraining orders might just be the ticket. Keep me posted.
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Oh, God, just reading this all over......man, you DO make me laugh out loud, Hippy. You're a hoot. Ravin, you were pretty darn humorous, yourself. :)
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I can woo with the best of them mom.
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Better write those wooing secrets down and put them in the safety deposit box just in case. You never know these days if Alzheimer's is waiting for you around the corner. Ravin sounds like a lovely lady but I'm not so sure patience is her strong suit. Oh, if there are any videos of that wild party with the tubas and the Walmart hussies, destroy them immediately! I've got a feeling if Ravin ever finds them, she might download them on youtube to teach you a lesson young man. Or she might blackmail you with them and you'll end up broke and with no chopper! One thing I know for sure though. Those soulless Walmart hussies will drop a penniless, chopper less, memory impaired old hippy like a hot potato. Teeth notwithstanding. I suggest you think about that while you're in time out young man!
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Too late nerosmom, the new DVD "Walmart Girls Gone Wild", should be on the store shelves by September. We're also coming out with a line of XXXXXL size clothing, including yoga pants with Walmart, in huge letters, emblazoned across the butt.
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Lol, Hippy. = )
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*checking for woos*
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Woo, woo, woooooo, wooooooo.
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Lol. You mess! But My mess!
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Lol! Philadelphia Inquirer Headline: William Woos Walmart Women; Ravin's Revenge; Moms Assert Fifth Amendment Privilege.
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Oh, that's sooo good nerosmom. Here's another:

Philadelphia Daily News headline: "Aging, tie dyed hippie chased around Walmart parking lot by enraged woman with wooden spoon."
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Walmart forced to raise prices on wooden spoons as customer depletes inventory and demand rises.
I expect an essay from you by the end of the week on the following topic. Does corporal punishment work?
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Pennsylvania man reports tampering of helicopter rotor. Ravin-haired woman spotted fleeing the scene.
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Believe me, if we ran out of wooden spoons, Ravin would use a shovel.
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Hahahaha! Innovative! Necessity IS the mother of invention. If you holler, I'll be ready with the duct tape.
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cant help you here hippy
im going to lunch
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Huh, Hippy, YOU brought up the Shovel?? Oh boy!!
Even Tropical Storm Chantal should be easier to deal with than what you'r in for!
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You're killin me Hesh.
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I guess I better buy a first aid kit then.
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Also available at Home Depot. Being a contractor and all, they'll probably give you a volume discount. If they know Ravin, it will probably be on the house.
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I can't go to Home Depot because that's where Ravin buys her shovels.
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Hippy, I need your help, desperaely, PLEASE.
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Never mind. This is the page I needed. :)
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Speaking of Ravin, where is she now? There's a helicopter circling over my house as we speak. She might be on need of backup. What are the call numbers on your chopper?
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subway was good
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P-I-Z-Z-A are the call letters.
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Uh oh. I was afraid that might be the case. I don't know how to tell you this Hip, but I think you may have really pushed your luck this time. As an officer if the Court, I think I should warn you, legal advice may be indicated. Self-defense classes and a mean old junkyard dog might also be worth considering.
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Ah, I'm always pushing my luck. I have an attorney on call for these situations.
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like jim norton said
sit down and shut up till your lawyer comes.
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That's exactly what I'm gonna do Hesh.
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good
make sure you get OJs lawyer
hes the best
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Quick! Dump the anti-freeze in the garage. It's a favorite weapon of choice for scorned women. Can't taste it in your beverage and it can't be detected in a body. AND, they sell it at Home Depot. Does she have signing privileges on your HD credit card. They also sell hefty bags, saws and 50 gallon drums. Yikes!
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Nerosmom, you're giving Ravin way too many ideas here. I might have to take the chopper to an unknown destination for a while.
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Sorry, Johnny Cochran passed away. F. Lee Bailey is retired and Robert Shapiro is a huckster for Legalzoom.com. If Ravin gets ahold of Gloria Allred you'll definitely lose the women's vote. You know how we women like to talk. Fastest way to communicate. Telephone, telegraph and tellawoman. Just sayin'.
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Ooohhhh, Hipppppyyyy!!!! Wheeerrrreee arrrrrre yooooou??? Come here,....... I've got a little something......... to shooow yooooou. I just got back fromHome Depot! Where are you??? They had a sale on antifreeze and shovels, Sweetie Pie. Come seeee!
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You'll never find me. I'm hidden deep in the Hippy Cave.
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Ravin PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL! Let's just think this through. Alienation of affection is still grounds for a lawsuit against those Hippy-stealing Walmart witches. We'll take all their money and they'll never steal another man with their provocative yoga pants again.

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Sshhhh........ I think I see him. Wait, I'll be right back ..............*Whappp*!!! Unhnh! Got him! Oh crap...... It's one of those she- devil Wal Mart women! Well, she'll revive in a while. Now, where'd he go? That way, you say? Thanks, NM! I'll get him sooner or later. You want to know what else?......... He knows ill get him, cause I never give up!! Never, I tell ya! Neeeeevvvveeeeerrr
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The Walmart lady is DOWN, cool, now I can have my way with her.
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*Whap!!!* I knew he'd fall for that!!!!! Now where is that duct tape? Yeah, I'm gonna tape his --- to the rotor of the chopper, give it a twirl, and whack him right on the head, every time it makes a turn! Whap! That's for going to a wild party without me! Whap, Whap!! That's for the Wal Mart hussy! Whap,Whap, WHAP!!!!! That's so you'll remember that there are consequences when you cheat on THIS woman!!! Now Sweetie Pie, do you promise to be good??? ........... Just promise, and I'll cut you loose. Then I'll fix those nasty old cuts, ice your lumpy head, and we can make up. Well.....???
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Ohhhhh that did it! I'm emailing you my retainer agreement Ravin. Typing the alienation of affection lawsuit as we speak.
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Thanks NM. I just might need it, cause he hasn't answered me yet.
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Ohhh...... I think he's coming to, again.
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I'm going deeper into the Hippy Cave to hide.
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You're dead hippy ! 2,3 women at you at a time? You ain't got a chance ! Run buddy,run !!!!!!!
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Duke, meet me at the Alamo and bring a couple of horses. I'm heading into the hills.
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We're gonna need more men ! YEP!!! We're gonna need a lot more men !
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Then it's high time you deputize a dozen or so.
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Rope em Duke!!! Remember the bounty I promised you!!! That way, .... There he is! Get him!
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I'll double the bounty Duke.
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We have an agreement, and Duke is a man of his word! Get him, Duke! Rope him quick!!!
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You can run but you cannot hide! Ravin, grab the keys to the chopper. Choppers are much faster than horses and we'll have a Birdseye view. I hate to have to tell you this guys, but adrenalin and estrogen can be a powerful and deadly combination. BEWARE! He'll hath no fury....


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Then I'm off to hide on Australis planet. You'll never find it.
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I've already scouted that out, and I'm prepared for that eventuality. All areas of exit are covered. You're as good as caught and don't even know it, Buster. Just give it up, before I have to get serious.
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You got a chain gun on that Copter? If'n you do, I can run it ! Tellin ya! We need more men.
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Hippy, think.......... WalMart! Now, are you ready to go home with me, and ask my forgiveness??? We'll head to Scotland and forget this whole business. Or............... *thinking of ways to FIX your wagon, but good!* Well, what's you decision, Hun???
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Think you're dead,hippy. They probably got heat seekers on that island!
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Shovel and guns and knives, oh my. I give up Ravin, you win. I'll take the spoonin.
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Grab his passport Ravin! I'll alert Homeland Security. Can't let him get away until he's learned his lesson! Forget the yoga pants, we need fatigues. This is WAR! Well Hippy, have you seen the light? If not, I can enroll you in the "Scared Straight" Program at San Quentin. Do I hear "uncle"?
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Awww...... Whap!....... Lets go home, ( Whap!) and make up. Whap, Whap, Whap!!! Here, let me steady you. You're looking a little shaken, Darlin. Well, I can fix that. Come on. You could use some ice, here and there. Poor,(Whap!) baby.
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Hippy, Ravin, John Wayne, & Craigsmom, I can't thank you enough for all the LOL's! I'm mourning the sudden loss of my beloved mother and it may sound perverse to be reading and writing jokes but she would understand. Nothing made either of us happier than to see each other laugh. I could see and feel her laughing right beside me and she would have loved you two! You two are a reality show I would actually watch! Thanks for helping me heal. Peace.

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nerosmom : Been there years ago ! If you got some laughs from these knuckleheads, that's great ! That's the best cure of all! Laugh and SMILE!!!!!!!
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nerosmom, I'm glad we could make you laugh in your time of sadness. I'm so sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.
A Quote from Ann Taylor

?Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.?
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I understand completely. My mother would be laughing with us too. It was fun! I'm glad you had a good relationship with your mom, too. Laughter IS good for you. Glad it helped. :)
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Thanks all. She could never bear to see me cry.
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My sympathy as well nerosmom.
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Thanks Witt. Laughter is indeed the best medicine,
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8:)!
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wittepier : Check your G , when you get a chance!
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Gotcha, chk back.
Going to put some more stuff away, is getting windier...:(.
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You are welcome, nerosmom, and I am sorry about the loss of your mother. : [
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Oh my, looky here. Fun time.
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