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Two guys were sitting at a bar. One,John,says "Look over to the right. That's us in twenty years" and gestured to two men looking in their 60's wearing overalls, football t-shirts, and baseball caps along with grey beards and tan slippers. The other,Matt, says "That's a mirror, John."
A bear and a rabbit are going to the bathroom along side each other. The bear asks "hey rabbit do to ever have any trouble with sh*t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says "no I never have any trouble with that." The bear the proceeds to wipe his @ss with the rabbit.
A Texan, a Chinese guy, and a Mexican are on a plane. All of a sudden, the Chinese guy throws his bowl of rice out the window and screams "there is too much of this stuff where I'm from", then the Mexican guy picks up the salsa, and throws it out the window, and says "there is way too much of this where i'm from". So as a response to this, the Texan picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window screaming "there are too many of you where I'm from"
little Johnny is playing in the yard one day, and peels the wings off of a butterfly, and his father punishes saying "no butter for a month", next Johnny peels the wings off a honey bee, and his father says "no honey for a month". Well, later, when Johnny and his father are watching tv. Johnny's mother crushes a cockroach. At this point, Johhny looks at his father and says "are you gonna tell her, or should I?"