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What are some of the worst pick up lines?

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There'll only be eight planets left once I destroy Uranus.

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I love that sloth! :)
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Don't we all?
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Haha
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LOL I READ those all day
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That's one of the best answers I've ever read
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It's so gross it's hilarious.
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"You're clothes would look nice, in a pile in my bedroom floor"

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Yuck!
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Are you my big toe? Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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Hey babe, how about a walk on the wild side?

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Are you familiar with all the lyrics to that song?
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No, those are the only words I know.
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"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in" worst. Pick up line. Ever. O_o

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Hey baby, what's your sign?

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Yeild
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Okay. Lol
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Slippery when wet?
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OMGosh! You get worse with encouragement, don't ya.? :-)
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one way
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You sir, are a mess. ;)
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purposed mess :)
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Well, you're succeeding very well indeed. :)
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(rubs knuckles on chest).. some peeps gots it.. and ..
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And you do. Lol. You're probably even telling the truth. Shaking my head...
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no NO NO
i so like being an altar ego in here (emphasis on ego)
no wait.. emph on altar..
this place cracks me up
one guy got really upset cause i called his gf a goof.. he demanded that i leave the string
they both thought it was some kind of aspersion
if they KNEW me.. they would know that it was THE nicest thing i could say..
of course he is insanely jealous and weird.. and she played into his valiant effort
... gots ta love this silly ask-land
shaking MY head

i am not much like this in my real world/s
but this is fun to play and enJOY
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Exactly! I say things on here I'd never say outside this site. Timid. Here, not. Stay and play. Fun fun fun... Saw the dude being her hero. Lol. Have had my words misconstrued sooo many times. Oh well. Gotta love it
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Oh unfortunately I know some bad ones
"yo baby, you be my dairy queen, I'll be your burger king, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away". That's the tamest

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Lame
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I really hope u never used that one .
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NEVER ever
uggggg
just say no to lines
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R.. lame is the point right?
its worst pick up lines.. not best.. dont i get points for being lame?
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Ok you get a star ! This one goes on Hollywood blvd .
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Us girls want to hear your best ones now !!
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Yes. Points for being lame. Did you think that would ever happen?
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Vanessa, I think he doesn't want to admit to having to ever use lines, or just maybe he's afraid we'll criticize them. What do you think? Lol
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Lol , he's thinking !!!
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hey baby... how bout meeting me on ask.com and playin wit some wurds tagetha?
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ima marry ya.. so isa can kiss yas any time i hunt to
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you smell like trash.. may i take you out? (huh huh?? watcha think so far??)
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you look a lot like my NEXT gf :)
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oooooo not that one... scratch..
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is that a mirror in your pocket.. cause i can see myself.. in your pants (timing on that one.. remember to pause just right)
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your eyes have told me everything but your name

ok ta daaaaaaaa (cheezy).. do get another star?
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Ok I got one you can use , baby how did you get in those jeans , girl you look really fine . how did you get in those jeans ? How can I ? Lol
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(writes down in my non-little-blue-book of lines)
not bad Vanessa
just for that im find an answer and start your cute little.. ummm answer ya that
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Ok , I feel bad . Just for fun , I help you .. I've seen this work ( not for me ) but it works . Just beware of the type of gal goes for this . Wait till the waiter brings the bill , walk up and say whatever you want . Hey , I'm fill in blank , let me get that .. Pull out a black american express card . Done deal!! But remember , I warned you what your getting into !!!! Don't take it to far !
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lol... baby doll
thats little league stuff.. but thanks.. ill (wink) be sure and remember
oh i can do that
but i like to melt a gals soul till she thinks there is no other place in the world she'd rather be.. THEN.. i talk :).. ha kidding.. there is talking
NO lines
serious interest and compassion.. and making them the north star they want to be.. understand.. i DONT do this EVER.. cause she doesnt exist (she did. but)
but when i used to.. the black amex.. only came out AFTER she was puddy
this isnt my first rodeo.. you actually know of a couple of gals i dated

at the same time.. always learnin.. and IF ima learn.. its gunna be someone with class.. like yous
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What do we think Vanessa? I'll leave it to you to decide.
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no thinking.. geesh
gets ya in twuble
just reflex
(no slugging)
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Okay no more thinking for me. Nite y'all. :)
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Hey baby, you dropped something. Let me pick it up in this conversation.

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"I'm here now what were your other two wishes". "I wanna be your teardrop born in your eyes live on your cheek and die on your lips". "If I said I liked your body would you hold it against me" "do I know you..I'd sure like to" "I lost my number can I have yours"

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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

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All these ideas are terrible! Awful! Yuck!

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That's the point :p it says "worst pickup lines"
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I know. I just had to say this. I just felt so compelled.
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I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's I'll have my way and you'll be loving it

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Instead of ABCs, lets start with HIV.

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How am I gonna keep in touch with you, can I have your number

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Nerdy ones, that's what.

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