a blind guy walks into a bar, sits at a stool, and says to the guy next to him " wanna hear a blonde joke?" the other guy replies "Listen buddy, i'm a blonde, the bartender is a blonde, those two guys in the back are construction workers, and are also blonde. theres another blonde back there, who happens to be a professional fighter. do you really wanna tell the joke?" the blind guy replies back " ah no. I would have to explain it 5 times"
Jim decided to go to back to high school. he went to the school to talk to the principle and the principle said " i'll sign you up for the four basic classes, Math History Science and Logic" "logic?" Jim asks " let me show you, do you have a lawnmower?" "Yes I do" "then logically, you have a yard, and if you have a yard, then logically you have a house" "yes I do have a house" "and if you have a house, then you must have a family, like a wife and kids. and if you have a wife, then you must be heterosexual" "wow that's amazing!" So jim signs up for that class, and runs to his friend Bob to tell him about his Logic class. "logic? whats that?" asks Bob. "let me show you, do you have a lawnmower?" "No" "Then your gay"
A great joke is something that is "very" funny. (Haha). Let's get a great joke from a great joke book. There are some good ones out there. Laugh away!! ( I know you wanted an example of a great joke, not a definition of what it is. That in itself is a joke!)
Okay , here it goes , silly but someone told me it and I did laugh after the fact . Mickey Mouse goes to his attorney and his attorney say hey Mickey you can't divorce Minnie cause she's crazy , Mickey says I never said she was goofy , I said she was blanking goofy . Haha
three strings "hop" into a bar and up on three bar stools. they place an order. the bartender explains that they dont serve strings in this establishment. the strings leave disappointed but not without resolve. they create a unified bond by intertwining each other into one wound string. they hop together back into the bar thinking their disguise would be sufficient. now up on one bar stool, the same bartender (shaking his head) says to them.. "didnt i see you here just yesterday" .. whereupon they proudly said "i'm a frayed knot"