What r some funny jokes
What do you get when u cross a pig and a cactus?A PORKupine!!! :D(Don't judge my lameness)
person 1: knock knockperson 2: come in.
I asked my 5 yr old nephew to change clothes and go golfing with me - he dressed in 2 pairs of pants. When I asked why? He said in case he gets a hole in one.
Yo mamma so hairy, you were born with rug burn!
what concert costs 45 cents?50 cent ft. nickel back :D