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jott567
jott567: 1 year ago

My house is haunted, what should I do?

I hear voices and get touched.

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Dozy
Dozy: 1 year ago

These are the steps.
1. Boot your computer.
2. Log onto eBay.
3. Offer your ghost for sale. (Be sure to set a high reserve price.)

Ghosts make wonderful pets. You don't have to feed them and they'll look after your house while you're on vacation.

They fetch a pretty good price on eBay but if you have a breeding pair you can write your own ticket.

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kivetttome: 1 year ago via iPhone
Funny!
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Dozy: 1 year ago
Thanks, C
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VirginiaL
VirginiaL: 1 year ago
Some of the best advice I have seen regarding ghosts...
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TheMayo
TheMayo: 1 year ago

Ghostbusters!

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nerdy101: 1 year ago
Who ya gonna call?
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watchman317
watchman317: 1 year ago via Android

Find out how to have it blessed..

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softballisawesome
softballisawesome: 1 year ago

Just watch your back and if it gets too bad call in a priest!! What has been happening?

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geraldmmcclain
geraldmmcclain: 1 year ago

Call "Ghostbusters"

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rhcp
rhcp: 1 year ago

Just say out loud in a calm voice "this is my house, and I do not want you here. Go away."

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edbella1999
edbella1999: 1 year ago

One thing you should NEVER do and I mean NEVER is use a ouiga board! Not good!!!!!! It will make it worse!!!!!!!

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garett96
garett96: 1 year ago via iPhone

Sage

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bigmanoncampus
bigmanoncampus: 1 year ago via iPhone

Uh wake up haha no say " in Jesus Christ may u be gone" yell it but it only works if u truly believe what u are saying

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twinklefor
twinklefor: 1 year ago via iPhone

Get a priest to bless your house or sell your house and move out.

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Rmoran
Rmoran: 1 year ago via iPhone

You get touched? Call Chris Hanson.

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tattyplatypus
tattyplatypus: 1 year ago via iPhone

I've had this problem multiple times. A psychic said that the spirit follows me and has nothing to do with where I Iive. If it doesn't bother you, just ignore it. It used to scare the crap out of my ex girlfriend and her daughter and I would just go out to the living room in the middle of the night and ask it to stop scaring the girls. It normally worked for a few days

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666_Maggots
666_Maggots: 1 year ago

See a doctor...

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waldorff
waldorff: 1 year ago

I know you don't want me to tell you this, but your house isn't haunted - you are. The reason you are haunted is because you are mis-interpreting the things that happen to you. You see things out of the corner of your eye, or seem to notice things have changed position overnight, or you hear creaks and rattles, and you interpret these to mean the house is haunted, rather than the normal things that go on in life.
I've had this experience myself - I was once half convinced a house was haunted - doors open that were closed the night before, pools of water on the floor, fire alarms going off for no reason. Then I took hold of myself, and found that the door would do that if not closed securely, the pool of water dripped out of the fridge door when it was open, and the fire alarm ALWAYS went off if you left the bathroom door open while showering.
So, become less sensitive, more realistic, and voila! Ghosts gone!

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gipsyrose
gipsyrose: 1 year ago via iPhone

This is the Truth as presented in the Holy Scriptures - there was a war in Heaven and the rebellious angels were thrown out. Eve opened the secret door in Eden and let them onto the earth to spread their rebellion here. For entertainment they frighten everyone not protected by the good angels of God. Read Psalms 34:7 and believe.

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waldorff
waldorff: 1 year ago
Well, I'm not frightened and I suspect I'm not under any angel's protection. What about me?

This stuff only has power if you believe - sort of like voodoo...
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gipsyrose: 1 year ago via iPhone
booOOO! :)
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supahninja13
supahninja13: 1 year ago

Never go at it alone. Always have someone with you. And I say if its not physically harming you its probably nothing. But if not you should get the house cleansed.

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