how do i join the illuminati?
This is something which happens when people start reading Angels & Demons too much.. :) Well, this would have been easier 400 years ago.. For now, only Dan Brown can tell you how to get into the Illuminati.
why would you want to join?
They don't exist anymore if your gonna be a wanna be and something your not instead of yourself you will be in all kinds of hell and trouble finding you as you get older.
http://illuminati-order.com/join.htmlHere is their website. Currently they aren't taking members but you can surf their website.