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Bambi's mother? Dead. Cinderella's mother? Dead.
Snow White's mother? Dead. Belle's mother? Dumbo's mother? Nemo's mother? Lilo's mother? Ariel's mother? Pocahonta's mother? Dead,dead,dead,dead,dead,dead,dead!
Think Disney script writers have some issues?
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It's funny because there DEAD XD
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*their
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THEY'RE.. actually
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^ touché
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lol always one of the parents are dead or both
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todd from fox and the hounds mom is dead, simbas dad? dead!!!!!!!!!! DX
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yeah that is dumb, now that you mention of it! Except dumbo's mother didn't die, she just got locked up because she was "dangerous" in the end of the film you see her free and happily waving to dumbo
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There are only a couple of films, Peter Pan is one of them, where the parents are present at the start and end of the film, and do not die during the film.
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YOU when you take a showe.. SLAP!!
- i had to say it.!

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What?
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Lol!!! Hahaha
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hahahahahahaha!!
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huh???
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If you take take a shower then you are clean.
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ohhhhhhhhhh is it that funny?
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Never mind, you don't get it.
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qwertyuiop

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oops i'm sorry, I was cleaning my keyboard with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. :)

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one day an elderly lady saw on the news that someone was driving the wrong way on the interstate. concerned she called her husband who was driving on the interstate. she said,"honey be careful there is a person driving the wrong way on the interstate!" he said."yeah i know there are hundreds of em!"

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Whats brown and sticky?

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An unhappy stick insect?
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a stick
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Really?
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well it is!!!!!!!!!
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poop
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What's black and white and laughing?
The penguin that pushed him.

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What are the 3 stages of a relationship? The dating, the wedding, and then the suffering.

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3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
-Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

what do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
-Last year's hide and go seek winner!

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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin PI

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

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ha ha ha its so funny.................................sike
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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? Timmy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.

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Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears. "That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?" "I did!" sobbed Johnny.

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knock knock

whose there?

Queen

Queen who?

Queen Latifa

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Q: What did the blueberry say to the blueberry?
A: You're a blueberry.

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what do you call blondes standing ear to ear?

a wind tunnel.

a blonde invention, solar powered flashlight

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A blonde calls the fire department to report a fire:
Fireman: Ma'am, where is the fire?
Blonde: In my kitchen.
Fireman: But ma'am, where are you located?
Blonde: I'm at home.
Fireman: But ma'am, how do we get there?
Blonde: DUH!! Big red truck!!!

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just listen to suffocate and think about it :>

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