Call a Pizza Hut and pretend to fall asleep. Then when the employee hangs up call again and keep falling asleep. Or you can call a Mexican food restaurant and ask for sushi. If they say they don't sell it give dumb reasons on why they should. Have FUN!
Say "I'm really sorry it didn't work out but you didn't have to throw the pan of hot oil on me. I'm an alien. Leave before you get hurt. THE LIGHT!! IT'S SO FAR AWAY!!" Then hang up lol drama and aliens lol