7 months ago
Last edited at 7:34PM on 8/31/2013
I know that if you go to any spa on national bacon day you can get a raw bacon wrap, where your entire body is wrapped in raw bacon. Then while you lay there for about an hour the spa person feeds you tasty cooked bacon. After the bacon wrap is taken off, they massage cooled down bacon drippings all over your body making your skin soft with a lovely smoky smell. To relax sounds of a pig grunting are played in the background. I actually keep a piece of raw bacon wrapped up in my right ear for emergencies. Actually you can buy fresh bacon smelling mouth wash called hogwash from the national baconeers association of america. Somebody slap me, I can't stop typing.