Me and my sister were at Bug Surf and my sister really had to pee. She rushed to the bathroom but sadly it was the men's bathroom! She walked right in and saw grown men taking a waz at the urinal. She screamed to the top of her lungs and rushed out of the bathroom,but she couldn't hold it anymore and peed at the entrance of the guys bathroom. As doing as she came out little girls were laughing and I was standing there chuckling from the girls bathroom entrance. I then had to comfort my (OLDER) sister.
When I was still in school ( I was in 6th grade at this time), I was walking out of my schools locker room. I was at the door and an idiot pushed a girl into the locker room. I some how landed on the floor between two rows of lockers. It was about 7 ft.
There was a crowd walking behind us and I went to kiss my girlfriend in the middle of the hallway really quick because I had to turn around and get to class, and we COMPLETELY missed and my lips ended up like by her ear and we hit heads and everyone laughed haha it was absolutely horrible
My middle child just lost a tooth and got money from the tooth fairy. My youngest became intrigued with this concept and wanted her tooth to come out sooooo bad. Some man stopped to talk to me that day and she was just staring at him. She eventually said "oh you are so lucky! The tooth fairy is gonna visit you tonight!" (he was missing some teeth!)
so- I had to go number 2 in a most urgent way - got up to go and Gf says , get the remote , it's on the floor- I bent over n sharted ,,,,, And she saw it- ( I was wearing boxers) Word to the wise- Never trust flatulance,,,,
Once I was about to be introduced to someone important and I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm so happy to meet you" or "it's so nice to meet you." When the big moment arrived, I said, "I'm so nice to meet you!" Mortified!
when I was a kid, there was this like that we used to swim at. We had a rope tied to a tree that we would swing off of into the water. I was trying to impress this boy that I liked. As I swung, I let go too soon, faceplanting the ground, breaking my nose while my legs went up over my head touching the ground like a scorpion. The embarrassment hurt so much more than the pain of slamming my face into the solid ground. I was mortified, but it was hilarious.
I was in like 4th or 5th grade... And didn't wear a bra yet... One day at school.. All the boys were snapping the girls bra straps alllll day. I had the hugest crush ever on this one boy, he came up behind me and pulled at my back twice real quickly trying to snap my bra and then he said..... Oh uhh your not wearing one... With a disgusted look on his face.. I just about died.
Years ago, I was paying my bill in a restaurant and noticed the cashier was young and had a rather large tummy. I smiled and asked her when she was due and received a look that would have killed Godzilla when she informed me that she was not pregnant !
i just learned how to ride a dirt bike and there was this really cute boy at my dads house that I had liked for the longest time. He thinks girls that can ride bikes and do guyish things are really cool so I decided I wanted to show off. I started going faster and faster but when i needed to slow down I tottaly forgot how to break. I was used to riding a regular bike with a hand break so i pulled it back and the dirt bike excellerated to about 100 mph I crashed into my dads garage, breaking the door, the dirt bike, and covering myslef head to toe in dirt and mud while the guy I liked was laughing so hard i thought he was gonna cry.