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In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would be a good strategy to survive?

Yes I actually need an answer for this, we are doing a thing on this in a class I'm taking this year. (don't ask why) I just want some input on how to edit my survival plan :)

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Button yourself up in a A1M1 Abrams tank! Stock it with fuel and food and water. Then you can still get around OK as nothing is going to get inside. Drive it around and keep your stockpiles well supplied. Hide some in different places and you'll always be supplied.

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I better get tank shopping!
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Military would be over run, easy pickings !
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There's a vehicle testing site near my house where the Amry brings out new models of vehicles to do test-runs... I know where to look!
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Take a big boat, fully supplied, and anchor in the middle of a big lake.

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With a mini-gun on the bow !
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Yep and a pizza oven in the stern.
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There ya go!
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And a stripper pole.
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William, do you just simply get off on pain??? If so, I'm about to make you a very satisfied man, Mister Stripper Pole!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll hath no fury..........!!!!!!
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lmao...
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I want to take the video ! lol
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I'm in deep now. Might as well get some Walmart floozies for the boat too.
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They won't have you, when I'm finished. Nope, not even them. They'll turn up their noses at you, you'll be such a mangled mess!!! And...... I'd looove to have a video of how you got that way. You'll be screaming" Y'all Get Off", and it'll be just little ole me, Mister Man........ Hunt Bill, we can make a mint off the copies. You in???
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I was afraid of what would happen to you hippy, if Ravin saw this !
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I just said stripper pole, I didn't mention any women. I would have asked her aboard the boat, but now, I don't know.
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With you, there's ALWAYS women involved. :(
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I think she would kick both our butts hippy ! LOL !!!!!
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Yep, I guess it's time to surrender Duke.
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White flag !!!!!!!!! Remember, she's a Texan!
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Lol you guys can get away with saying waaay more than I can :P
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It's all in how you say it, King !
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It must be a conspiracy to overthrow the King!
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Nah! Longer you're here, the more you'll figure out ! Guess I'll have to grab Hippy and head for the Alamo! Watch out for Ravin!
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Ravin is a powerful ally of the King!
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I'm right behind you Duke.
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Well, as Davy Crockett, I died there before ! A lady I wouldn't want mad at me ! No way!
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Remember the Alamo!
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King Boris, these two are now my enemies. Will I be able to count on the force of your armies, in the pursuit and punishment of them? I humbly request the aide of your kingdom. I await your royal reply.
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The Royal Court will have to decide where we should send our brave army... I await their decision on the matter.
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I request that you use your royal influence to sway them, Your Majesty.
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We'll be waitin fer ya at the Alamo.
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Borris, I have free pizza for your whole army.
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I'll offer a trade agreement, 500 florins for 500 pizzas.
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That'll cut down the odds I reckon!
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Wait you said free, offer accepted!
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Hast thou forsaken me too, King Boris?
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Done deal Borris.
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Kind of sounds that way, Ravin ! Done in by Pizza's ! They always say : An Army moves on it's stomach!
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We can all assemble at the Alamo, eat pizza and wait.
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She might bribe them with barrels of Texas Tea !
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Hmm, didn't think of that.
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I'll just wait. After his belly is full of pizza, other needs will kick in. Mmmmmhhhmmm. :/
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Thats very disturbing
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Gotcha! I'll watch out.
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8( !!!
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Who do you plan on having dance on the pole? Zombie strippers?
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That would be a little difficult for zombie strippers. Their torsos would fall and their arms and legs would still be on the pole. It would make an interesting Christmas tree though.
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It wasnt so difficult in the movie.
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A helicopter, of course. Hire a pilot and rent a helicopter and when the zombies appear, up you go without them!! Fly me away!!

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Just climb into your TV and hide

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The best answer for this would be - watch the movie 'zombieland'

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A king would be completely surrounded by many ranks of heavily armed men, ready to protect him with their very lives if need be. Where are your men, King Boris? Are they at the ready?

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Good point!
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8)!!
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The easiest course of action would be to wake up !

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I said its for a class project lol
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Oops, sorry, your kingship!
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Wake up because you're having a nightmare!!!!!! There are no zombies except my mother in law and there's only one of her so the world is safe....

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L0L !!!!!
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I agree with pit bull and bill

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Read the details.
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Weeellll. You could always get a plane so you are safe in the sky and if not get a rocket you should be safe in space. and if all else fails you know what they say: if you can't beat 'em join 'em

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Build a fortress, line the walks with working buzz saws , napalm cannons, a mine field, gun turrets for the living that may try to take the tower over, friends to help out and keep you sane, food and water of course, moarters, and cannons for long range and enemy's to clean up the corpses, so if they get bit in the process its no big loss.also, you might want to have solar panels and a wind turbine or two, so that you are powered at all times and wouldnt need to use your fuel for power.

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Lol where would I get all that? :P
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Since a lot of people wont make it thru the first 48 hrs, take what you need to survive, find peopke who are good engineer's take the cannons off of deserted battle ships, have the engeneers design and build a way to integrate the flamethrowers and saws into the walls, mount the turrets off of deserted wars ships to 6 key points on the wall built to keep people in and out, be sure to have a back up plan in case the walls are compromised, but if you make the walls about 10-15 feet thick with steel and concret it should be near impenetrable.
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The solar panels and the wind turbines should be a must along with the rest of the stuff.
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Omg, its so clear now, I know the perfect person you need to help you build this, sullysgirl, I bet it would be better than either of us could imagine!
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build an underground shelter and provide quick access to food and water when desperately needed always carry a deadly weapon on you wherever you go

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Get a decades worth of a head start...

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My friend Luna is one of those people who in the event of a zombie apocalypse would have their dreams come true and try to kill every zombie, so I'd probably stick with her~

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I should talk to her lol
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