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Funny classroom rules?

can you help me make up funny classroom rules? they can be hilarious and ridiculous. Thanks!

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(I'm the teacher) Always tell me I'm your favorite teacher.

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No eating your clothes?

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No chewing on the table legs

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Lol
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No picking your nose and flicking the bugger:) hahahahaha

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No bitting your toe nails on the desk!,

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No sitting on the teachers lap

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Wash your hands after going ploppies or tinkling

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No sitting down in chairs because you have to sit on the floor Indian style, students must face the exit and turn their heads to see the chalkboard, when class is over the students must leave the room walking backwards, students may only use black paper because no white paper will be tolerated. LOL.

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No annoying noise. Burping, sneezing, coughing, tounge clicking, or heavy breathing.

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(These are actual rules at my school)

No putting your fanny in the squishy chair

No Harlem shakes

No asking what the fox says

Don't stop on the stairs, we don't care how tired you are after the first flight learn and make it to the top

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Get this: back in kindergarten, it was literally a rule not to take your shirt off.

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No undressing in class

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No twerking
No bringing your pet panda to class
No food in class { unless they brought some for you too}

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