I'm going to be a hospital patient, so I'll fit right in! Someone will probably start complaining about the naked guy running around with a hospital gown in each hand... Did I mention I'll be pretending to be senile?
I'm kind of tired as dressing up as scary things and sexy things. Halloween doesn't need to be scary or sexy, and I can't really do either. So I'm going as a girl from the 1950s. Rolled socks, curled hair, flared skirt. The whole shebang!