While he was traveling cross the lands delivering presents, he had holes in his woolen socks. He stopped at a shoe mending place some where way up north in Norway, and she gladly mended them, fed his reindeer, gave him a fire to sit by with coco& marshmallows, & the rest, well, the rest is history! They were in love from the tip of his hat to his little warm toes!
So one day Santa was at a football game, except that reindeers were playing instead of people. And he was sitting by Mrs. clause by coincidence. So when the team that Santa wanted to win scored,he would cheer, and when the team Mrs, Clause wanted to win scored, she cheered. So they got mad at each other, and then they realized that they loved each other so they ran to the North Pole and got married with an elf being the priest. And they both lived happily ever after! The End
I heard that he pulled out in front of her, she slammed on the brakes, but was unable to avoid the collision. They exchanged info, Santa got her number...called her up on the phone & offered her a ride across the world in one night! She was hooked!
Well, one day Santa was taking his sleigh out for a test drive when he fell out and hit his head on a cliff. The elves rushed him to the emergency room, where a beautiful lady fed him magic fudge and cured his wounds, but then Santa went into a coma and they didn't think he was going to make it. The beautiful lady sat at his bedside day and night, until suddenly, Santa came to -- and the first thing he saw was a pair of bright blue eyes. They fell instantly in love and were married within the week. End of story.
As small children, their parents vacationed together at the Northpole.They both decided that when they grew up they would moved there and build a small toy shop called Nick's workshop. After they married, they moved and found in their back yard 8 tiny reindeer. Their love was so magical that they Snow Gods blessed the reindeer to fly. Mrs. Claus couldnt have children so they decided to name all the reindeer and make them their children. Wanting to bring happiness to all the children of the world, they came up with a plan to deliver every child in the world a Christmas gift...The rest is Santa history!
This a cute question and I can't help myself to correspond. Well at first, Santa was not at all Jolly nor did he like hot chocolate and Mrs. Claus was not at all in love with the man we have come to know and love today. He was complicated and his favorite drink was a White Russian but he was very wealthy. Mrs. Claus first noticed him "AT THE BANK" making a purchase of acreage of undesirable property in the North Pole. Thus, this caught her attention and began inquiring into Mr. Claus' affairs to perhaps meet him on such an occasion to get to know him. Now.... you know the rest of the story.......... THANK YOU PAUL HARVEY!!!
same place quagmire finds his nightly catches, i mean honestly. unless you mean it, you'll stay with her, but that jolly bastard will throw ya aside at the first wrinkle and go with quagmire on his next pick up, where else do you think quagmire gets all his goodys. o.0
When Santa was a charming young man living in California, he met a sweet young lady named Monica at a beach. They soon fell in love and upon their first kiss, it actually snowed in sunny California for the very first time. Thus, the state of California named the beach Santa Monica. Eventually, Santa and Monica got tired of all of the papparazzi and moved as far away from California as possible, thus making the North Pole their home.
To make a long story short, Santa and Rudolph were in some island in the Caribbean getting some sun at the beach after a long Xmas ride. There was a lady bartender called Marga Rita and every time Santa called for a drink he would call....HEY MARGARITA! and the bartender would quickly mix some tequila, etc. and bring both, Santa and Rudolph their drinks. That is how margaritas were originated....we owe it to Santa. Well they had so many margaritas they both got red noses and still do, and that is how Santa met Marga Rita, they got married right there under a palm tree after a few days and she became Mrs. Claus. They still go there every year after Xmas. IT'S TRUE!!!!
Santa was a penguin and reindeer farmer and he wanted love, one day while he was out in the fields a kind lady came up and asked him for help they fell in love and like everyone is saying...the rest is history;)
One day Santa was like I need a tan because you can't get a tan here in the North Pole. He flew his reindeer to Hawaii and ordered an Iced Mocha Pineapple Fudge Supreme in a coconut cup. The drink was so heavy the staff put a magic potion on Gloria Mints and she was able to carry it without a problem. She was in a Hawaiian outfit and gave the drink to Santa. Santa was so amazed by her beauty he asked her hand in marriage. She said no :(. He was very sad. He waited 70 years and returned to seek her. He found her in a retirement home and asked again. She was very delighted and gracefully excepted. When they shared their wedding kiss, the reindeer sang making them immortal. They were so blessed to have immortality, they gave toys to boys and girls everywhere from that day on. You can still see the reindeer's singing as it glows through the dark now. Although most people call it The Aurora Borealis.