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I wanna laugh; what're some good jokes?

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Q: What do you call a bee having a bad hair day?
A: A Frisbee (frizz-bee)

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud

Q: What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

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The last one... XD
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That is so funny!!
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I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear! XD
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Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you kill a pink elephant?
A: Hold its nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Ehh- I see whatcha did there! XD
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Chuck Norris once peed in a trucks gas tank, that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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Lolz I luf CN jokes! 'Once they tried to name a road Chuck Norris, but everyone died... No one crosses Chuck Norris. :)
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What did the fisherman say when he caught a fish? His catch phrase. Bud dum tssss

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Groaner...
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I'm not good at coming up with scripted jokes like that. Haha.
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No, that's a good one. XD
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Nobody ever has had an inside joke with Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris prefers to take it OUTside.

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.... XD Lolz.
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One day I was driving and I bumped someone else's car, left a small dent. I saw their car door open, I heard a small tap on my window and the man was a dwarf! He said "I'm not happy!"I said "then which one are you?"
bu dm tss

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Awful edicate, excellent humor.
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